| A: | This sucks; I hate buying lingerie. Okay, just find something and get out of here. Alright, these are fine. Oh, no, don't come over here, don't come over here. |
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| B: | You look a little lost, can I help you? |
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| A: | Um, I'm just having a look around. It's my girlfriend's birthday tomorrow. I’m trying to find her something. |
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| B: | Well, you can't give her granny panties. Have you thought about getting her some sleepwear? We've got these lovely, silky nighties. Or, how about a nice panty-and and-bra set. Look, here's a nice satin push-up bra, and you can choose a few different styles of undies to go with it. |
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| A: | Sure that's fine. |
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| A: | This is so awkward...what ones do I pick? What size is she? |
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| B: | Well, do you want a thong, some bikini briefs, maybe this nice pair of lacy boy shorts? |
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| A: | Just pick something and get the hell out of here. |
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| A: | Um, I’ll go with these two. |
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| A: | This is mortifying; I just want to get this over with. She better thank me for this... |
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| : | Here you are, sir. I'm sure she'll enjoy them. |
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| B: | Finally! |
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| A: | I'm sorry, sir. I'm going to have to take a look inside your bag. |
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| mortifying | Adjective | extremely embarassing |
| boy shorts | common noun, plural | women's underwear that looks like little, tight shorts |
| bikini briefs | common noun, singular | women's underwear worn on the lower part of the body |
| undies | common noun, plural | informal way of saying underwear |
| push-up bra | common noun, singular | a bra that raises the breasts so as to offer additional size through padding |
| nighties | common noun, plural | a night dress, night gown |
| get out of here | phrase | leave this place |
| sleepwear | common noun, singular | clothes you use for sleeping |
| lingerie | common noun, non-variable | women's underwear |
| panties | common noun, plural | women's underwear |
| bra | common noun, singular | clothes a women wears to support her breasts |