| A: | Miss, your salad. |
| B: | Mmm, looks good! I'm positively famished. |
| A: | And for you, sir... |
| C: | Thank you. |
| A: | Enjoy. |
| B,C: | Thank you. |
| C: | I can't believe she's on a date with me! I'm so lucky! I must be the luckiest guy in the world! I want to scream at the top of my lungs, " I'm the luckiest dude in the world! " Oh, shut up! Don't be such a dumb ass. She's so hot. Wait, I can't say that. That's sexist. She's so hot, She's making me sexist. Oh my god! I'm such a tool. Okay, get it together. Uhh, she's eating salad. Oh right, I have a salad. Oh, crap! Which fork do I use? Dammit! She's going to think I'm a moron. What the hell are all these forks for? Which one did she use? Okay, chill... be cool, be cool. Just take a fork... eat your salad... |
| B: | Um... I... |
| C: | Yrmf? Mmmm. Sorry, you were saying? |
| B: | You're eating my salad. |
| C: | Oh, yes... it's delicious... |
| salad | common noun, singular | a dish made of raw vegetables |
| positively | General Adverb | truly |
| famished | Adjective | very hungry |
| at the top of one's lungs | phrase | to be as loud as possible |
| dumbass | common noun, singular | an impolite way of calling someone foolish |
| sexy | Adjective | sexy to the greatest degree |
| tool | common noun, singular | someone who is stupid or useless |
| get it together | phrase | control your emotions |
| crap | common noun, non-variable | an impolite way of saying something is bad |
| moron | common noun, singular | someone who is very stupid |
| chill | verb | calm down; relax |
| feminism | common noun, singular | the belief that men and women should have equal rights and opportunities |
| blind date | common noun, singular | a romantic outing with someone that you have not met before |
| spaz | common noun, singular | a person who is very clumsy or awkward |
| first impression | phrase | the way people see or perceive you the first time you meet |
| blow it | phrase | to miss an opportunity or chance |