| A: | Hello sir, how may I help you? |
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| B: | I would like to buy some flowers, please. Something really nice. |
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| A: | I see, may I ask whatthe occasion is? |
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| B: | It's not really an occasion, it's more like I'm sorry. |
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| A: | Very well. This arrangement here is very popular among regretful husb ands and boyfriends. It has a dozenlong stem red roses with a couple of sunflowers and a single orchid that stands out. It includes a small teddy bear to achievethe effect of immediate forgiveness. |
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| B: | I think I'm gonna need more than just a dozen red roses and a bear. What else do you recommend? |
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| A: | Mmm, well this is our " I'm sorry I cheated on you" package. Two dozen red roses lined with tulips, carnati ons and lilies. The fragrance and beauty of this flower arrangement is sure to make her forgive you. |
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| B: | I don't think that's gonna cut it. I need something bigger and better! |
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| A: | I'm sorry sir but, what exactly did you do? |
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| B: | Well, I may have accidentally insinuated that she is getting chubbier . |
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| A: | Get out of my store you jerk! |
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